The 2006 predictions thread...

[fudgeflaps]

SPORT:-

Football:

Premiership: Champs: Chelsea; Champs league: Man U, L'Pool, Arse;
Relegated: Sunderland, West Brom, Portsmouth;
1st managerial casualty: Mick McCarthy;
CIS: dunno, Wigan; FA: Man U;

Scot Prem: Champs: Celtic; CIS: Celtic; S. Cup: Celtic;
Relegated: Dunfermline; 1st sacking: Gordon Chisholm;

Champions League: Winner of Chelsea/ Barcelona;

World Cup: Argentina.

Tennis:

Aussie Open: Federer/ Clijsters; French: Guillermo Coria/ Henin; Wimbledon: Federer/ Serena Williams; US Open: Marat Safin/ Serena Williams.

Short-lived comeback: Hingis.

Snooker:

World Champion: John Higgins.

PORN:

Performer of the year: Lara Lee
Comeback: Sandie Caine
Most popular/ successful site: JimSlip
Arses kicked off the forum: 4
Number of times Faye pissed in 2006: a very reserved 12.

POLITICS:

Casualties: Tony Blair himself.
Budget: Extra tax on fags to make them even more prohibitive: +3p
'Fucked-up-the arse' fuel prices: +a lot
Benefits: stricter measures on recipients, incapacitated people may be forced to work (it's happening now!!)
Pensions: State pension scrapped; ANARCHY IN THE UK!

Major world event: Saddam's case gets abandoned, but he remains in custody until the civil unrest abates.

MUSIC:

Breakthrough: do I care?
Revival: Morrissey
Festival headliners: Franz Ferdinand, Oasis.
Best-selling album: the Scissor Sisters' sophomore;
Come back live, for me: The Stranglers;
Tour comeback: David Bowie
Piss off, give it a rest: Keane and all fellow chancers (X-factor....)

I hate being a doomsday soothsaying type, but those C**Ts at Al-Quaeda have probably got something up their sleeve for Europe, possibly France. Like London, it wasn't a case of IF it was going to happen but a matter of WHEN. I apologise in advance if this sentiment upsets or infuriates.

Wheww!! Just a wee something to do before I hit the sack.

I know, sad, innit? !wink!

[Pervert]

I'll keep my predictions simple:

Blair won't be PM this time next year.

A certain forumite will be driving a souped up Skoda with futty dice on the mirror, leopardskin seat covers and "Dibble" and "Waynetta" on the windscreen.

BigSmithy (Smitty?) will be vying with Mr Daddy for cyber stalker of the year award.

And England will lose in the semi-finals of the World Cup. To Germany or Argentina. On penalties. !thumbsup!

[Bob Singleton]

My prediction for 2006:

After 365 days similar to 2005, the calendars will all change to 2007.

[steve56]

so weve missed a year then?Bob Singleton wrote:

> My prediction for 2006:
>
> After 365 days similar to 2005, the calendars will all change
> to 2007.
>
>

[Bob Singleton]

Yet again, steve56, it's time for you to engage your brain before posting...

...but given your previous 8300 odd posts have been similarly constructed I suppose we'll have a long wait before you finally do post something worth reading.

[fudgeflaps]

Ooooh, Bob, don't say that..... I may as well end it all now! !wink!

[Lex Luger]

I predict...

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A RIOT LMAO

A Richard Blackwood comeback wouldn't go a miss either.

[number 6]

I predict Blair will still be running the country this time next year.
Brazil will win the world cup.
Horatio Nelson will win the epsom derby.
Shaun Murphy wins the world snooker championship.
Paul Mcartney and his brain dead wife Heather will split up.

[Guilbert]

>I predict Blair will still be running the country this time next year.

How can he be "runnng" the country next year when he not even
running it now.

Rampant crime, yet prisons are full.

The CSA is not working, Tax Credits out of control, rampant benefit fraud
(the estimate in beneift fraud is so huge is rounded up to the nearest HALF
A BILLION) -

Virtually uncontrolled immigration and asylum.

Surrounded by corrupt politicians and others (Mandelson, Blunkett,
Robinson, his own wife).

Prescott wrecking the country by building on green belt land and allowing
perfectly good houses to be knocked down to be replaced by vastly
overpriced house with no gardens.

In the EU giving back our hard won cash to help Eastern Europe.

Taking us into a war with Iraq just to keep Bush happy.

Even his so called wonderful Chancellor has finally admitted he got his
sums wrong and we are not as well off as we thought.

No, I dont think it can be said he is running the country.

[Guilbert]