worst porno film you ever saw.

[steve56]

dames in 1986.

[Mad Burt]

you have to go back to 86 it must be you aint watched any 04 britt porn
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[jimmy068]

Kelly & Rocco In Paris - Shite! In fact most of Rocco's stuff. The girls always look scared, doped or bored. Mind you, the one with Krystal DeBoor as a head quack was good though. And Kelly is in it too which is always a joy. I think that was called Kelly's way to love or something so there are a few exceptions.

[Jayr]

Can't remember the name but it was a so called "bondage" film. 2 girls one was the mistress the other the slave and one guy the Master. Through out the whole film all 3 of them spoke in a monotone voice and I could have sworn one of them stopped to read the script!

[Jacques]

Ivan's Southend Knocking Shop - utter shite, its's a home movie disaster and a nail into the coffin of Brit Porn. God help us if the Spetics see this......

[one eyed jack]

(prays) "please dont say any of my videos- please dont say any of my videos...Please god oh merciful father to all mankind...."

[Cactus Jack]

2 words - Club Reps.

[Harry Hardon]

Not a film but the worse porn thing I've seen is TVX's "Callgirls". Has anyone else seen it?

The guys who phone up not only haven't realised that they are being kept on the phone as long as possible so that they are charged around ?10 / ?15 as well as the monthly fee. As for their voices, they aren't the brightest bunch.

The girls, puts on armour plating, look wonderful but do live up to the old adage that models should be seen and not heard. There's too many cliches during the improvised dialogue.

And the shows aren't sexy.

The plus of this show is it makes you realise that models who can deliver porn dialogue with a straight face and sexily earn their money.

I use to tune in to TVX around 11.10pm after encrypton but now wait until 11.30pm before I take a look.

HH

[Mad Burt]

i shall say no more but 24.99 mr turpin rules uk
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