Story for Ace.

[mart]

Mouse thrown in fire gets revenge
10 January 2006

A mouse had its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves by running back into the man's house and setting it on fire.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, in New Mexico, United States, said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.
"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mr Mares said from a motel room.
Village fire chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran just beneath a window of the house. The flames spread up the window and throughout the house. All contents of the home were destroyed.
"I've seen numerous house fires," village fire department Captain Jim Lyssy said, "but nothing as unique as this one."
Fires have charred more than 21,200 hectares and destroyed 10 homes in southeastern New Mexico in recent weeks during unseasonably dry and windy conditions.
-AP

Mart

[steve56]

i saw a big mouse about 10 mins ago in this cafe praps its him.lol.

[Ace]

A mouse in a cafe Stevie....call EHO (Environmental Health Organisation) and say you have been sick and say you say the mouse. Once the EHO has gathered evidence like mouse shit, you might get comensation

[Ace]

Incidently, great story Mart that was recalled in todays Daily Mirror. Pity the mouse didn't survive

[steve56]

funny that i was sick later about 11.00.

[steve56]

in fact i think it may have been a rat the size of it;

[Deuce Bigolo]

I've got dehydrated genuine australian bull-shit(looks very similar to mouse faeces)if your looking to plant the evidence Steve56

cheers
B....OZ

[diplodocus]

i've got some burnt ashes too if you want em !grin!