Nobbing

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Pervert
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Nobbing

Post by Pervert »

Never mind this miserable stuff, let's talk about something important.

A mate of mine (you don't know him, so I won't bother naming him; hell, you don't know me either, but don't let that stop me) recently had sex.

With a lady.

Wayhey, result!

He got to touch her and everything.

Of course, it now burns whenever he pees, but . . . wayhey!!!
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Jacques
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Re: Nobbing

Post by Jacques »

Shitting badgers on pogo sticks!!!

A real one?

Wow!!!!

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Re: Nobbing

Post by Cactus Jack »

I remember a time, before I got married & had kids, I almost had sex with a genuine woman.

Aah, those were the days...sniff !tears!

Are you actually speaking english, or are you just making up words as you go along? I do that too...
Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Nobbing

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Pass on my congrats to your friend

Pity he missed my lecture on proper utilisation of the full body condom
because that burning feeling smarts like hell,so I've been told

Still on the upside theres a potential 2nd date waiting to happen down at the local clinic,eh? ;-)

cheers
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Re: Nobbing

Post by Pervert »

I don't really have a friend, Buttsy. I was just hoping to impress folk by living vicariously through someone else's experiences.

Hey, it works for the Chavmaster!
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Re: Nobbing

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

Neither have I but I have loads of acquaintances

Works out quite well because I never get invites to all those tedious events...weddings,funerals etc ;-)

Living vicariously in a fantasy realm sounds spot on,
certainly beats living in reality where every thought is aimed towards
'what can I whinge about next on the forum'

The interest that the Mac Daddy Saga has generated says it all to me
about where this forum is at

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