That fake rock

[strictlybroadband]

A few days ago the Russians announced they'd found a fake rock in a park "filled with electronic gadgetry". Apparently it was some kind of wireless network hub planted by British "intelligence". My first reaction was to think, Come on - they can't really expect us to believe our intelligence services are THAT stupid, can they? But the reaction of our government implies that this really was a British plot.

How f***ing stupid are our intelligence agents? Are they all idiot Eton/Cambridge inbreds with a liking for James Bond films? Having found this rock, all the Russians had to do was watch it and see who produced a PDA nearby. They might as well be waving a sign saying "look at me, I'm a foreign spy!"

The old methods like using code words on the phone are about 1,000 times more secure than this moronic idea. And haven't they heard of the Internet, complete with 128-bit encryption? We're supposed to rely on these tossers to help decide when we should go to war... we'd be safer without them.

[Mad Burt]

ofcourse not too many have been taken in by this story because the world of spooks is very deep and way beyond the average sun reader. during the cold war the spooks would deliberatly reveal a method of covert colusion just to see if the other side was paying attention and to keep every body guessing. its like being in a night club when a fight kicks off and every body looks leaving the real bad boyz to get it on somewhere else knowing that who ever is monitoring the diversion. the password and news paper routine was passed over long before even the cold war had finished and was only ever proven as effective during WW2. human error gave it a less than 40% success rate.
now put your ear to the phone and listen for information. the red cat wears a hat on friday night. sorry i mean the red hat wears a cat on thursday night oh fuck it where is my pda

[stripeysydney]

I always thought that James Bond was a right pile of shite, racing all over the world chasing after Doctor Evil for the last forty years, when all time the people who were blowing the shit out of the U. K. were usually four Irishmen in a clapped-out transit van, full of fertilizer and sugar and a alarm-clock.....
p.s. Over the last few years, how many of our super oxbridge MI5/MI6 agents have left their laptops in the the local wine bar, after getting pissed at the taxpayers expense..

[Mad Burt]

and all because the lady loves milk tray

[Ace]

I thought this was a thread on shite rock band The Darkness...........fake as Jordans tits

[strictlybroadband]

While we're on that subject... whatever happened to the dance scene? I miss the 90s...