Fanny Fright!!!

[fudgeflaps]

Has anyone suffered from this rare condition? There is one known remedy, which ivoloves the drinking of juice from a furry cup. Uphill gardening is good for it too, apparently. Never really been scared of the baird myself...... growling at the badger is my favourite past-time.

Anybody suffered from these dubious ailments:

-minge mites
-parson's cock
-cappuccino fanny
-Nescafe arse
-arsebiscuits
-sore pubes

Feedback would be great.

!tumbleweed! !tumbleweed!

*yes, I'm hungover. I'm going for the ol' hair of the dog, but the gf doesn't like me eating her hair...........


MAAAAAAAAAAAAATRON!!!!!

[Snake Diamond]

minge mites are irritating, but BEWARE of the Almighty Dangerous "Crotch Lobsters" !grin!

[Ace]

I take it some forumites own Viz's Rogers Profanosaurus Book?

[fudgeflaps]

I made most of them up, actually!! But, yes, the profanisaurus (1) is excellent for euphemism.

More:

-varicose scrotum (3)
-cancer of the pubes (2)
-phallic stilton. (4)

I wouldn't try and pass off someone else's material as my own.

Maybe in future I should have a bibliography and reference section in my posts?

References:

(1) Roger's profanisaurus, Viz.
(2), (3), (4), Fudgeflaps 5/2/06.

!wink!

And another...

!tumbleweed!

[fudgeflaps]

No, but I know a few.