For Mr Ben dover

[jj]

......I think you'll find it's the Stour.

[woodgnome]

...... i think you'l find you're up the stour without a paddle, on that one!

[Ben Dover]

Why did I know that was going to come up. I'm from Sittingbourne so what does that make me? What's that? Oh, a twat. Okay fair enough!!