Random pish thread. A first!

[Jacques]

Can't say I've ever paid for sex, in any way. But I've got worms. Little uninvited arse-dwelling parasitical bastards.

[diplodocus]

you cannot see the plains for the hoardes of wildebeast that roam there

[Jayr]

There's no "i" in team but if you look real hard there is a "me"

David Brent

!grin!

[Jacques]

If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to imprison UDP packets

[Porn crackers]

The monthly Sky mag is the first non-content magazine....!tumbleweed!

PC

[fudgeflaps]

I've blown a fanny-gasket, the penguins are out to get me.

Don't mention cake, for christ sake.

[fudgeflaps]

Soapy, soapy titwank.

[Jacques]

I recently purchased a can of your ?Oxtail Soup? from a well known local retailer. I have no qualms with the quality of your soup as it is excellent: the soup of the Gods. I was so impressed with the taste in fact, that in a moment of bored curiosity, I cast a querying eye over the ingredients section of said soup. Imagine my horror when I discovered that oxtail, the very name and selling point of the soup, constituted a mere 1% of the flavour. The meat that I sense overpowers this is the 4% beef that I was not made aware of in the initial selling of the can. Again, this is not a criticism as such, since, if I had to compliment oxen tails with anything, I think I would choose cow. However, I feel I have been a little mislead in purchasing a can of ?Oxtail Soup? since it evidently contains more beef than oxtail. Could you, perhaps, change the name of the soup to be a little more accurate for us shoppers who neglect to check exactly what they are eating? Say, ?Beef with Oxtail Soup? for instance, or some other such catchy moniker. This is mainly for convenience so someone who has never tasted ?Oxtail Soup? knows what to expect upon eating.

[Jacques]

I think you are suffering from equine homophobia.

[BGAFD Admin]