news of the word - gay premiership footballers

[johndoh]

anyone see the news of the world today about the gay premiershp footballers.

anyone have any ideas about who they are?

[mart]

Does it matter?

Mart

[Lex Luger]

I bet it's Ashley Cole.

[Marblehead Johnson]

On Al Murray's broadcast on Virgin this afternoon during the "Shame on You" section of the programme, he had a go at NOTW saying that they shouldn't have published the story unless they were prepared to name the players involved and that by including them in Shame On You, he hoped that it would "spur them on to name the players".

Am I reading too much in this?

[fudgeflaps]

I read a story last week about gay Prem players, with the article alluding to notions of the players 'phoning' each other. Apparently this entails the recipient/ bitch having a phone up the jacksie set on vibrate, with the butch one phoning to induce some anal-nokia hybidised form of pleasure.

Wonder if the phone had a nice ring.............?

...and, on a practical level, I can't see the phone having much network coverage up there....then again these players are so rich that they might have their own customised mast fitted in their colon.

Three. We like play.

[Marblehead Johnson]

Can't see how some of the premiership footballers would be able to do this as they are so far up their own arses already )

[Ned]

A photo from the interweb.....

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The photoshopped picture from the front of the NotW. A bit of colour correction, removal of the watch and adjustment of the fingers, to try to make the image less identifiable... They failed.

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[7twissy]

It seems the photo on the front of the NOTW is that one you posted Ned, of Ashley Cole - but what links do the NOTW have between that photo and the supposed phone shenanigans?

They have said all this has happened and then published a -blurred- pictures saying 'this is them.' But in thoery they could have picked any picture and said this.

[chatterji]

Shit, you're right. It's vital information. It matters so much to the way that they play that nobody can tell who they are. Let's not respect their right to put their cocks where they choose. Let's hound 'em so that we can expose them in a vile whispering campaign. It'll be great because then the terraces can really go to town on them.

In my dream world, the staff of the NoW and The Sun would all have their personal lives exposed in print for the world to see what truly repugnant, hypocritical individuals they are.

[Arginald Valleywater]

If you work out 5% of the male population takes it in the chutney pipe there must be plenty in the Premiership Alone!!

At least 3 Arsenal current squad, 2 ex Chelsea, one now a pundit, the other Dutch........must be loads, just look at the faggotty way most of them dress.