Mull Of Kintyre

[wolfie]

What an innocent i am. Before watching Sex on TV tonight, i'd always thought that Mull of Kintyre was either:

1: an island off the West coast of Scotland, or

2: one of the most boring records of all time.

Little did i realise that the main function of Mull of Kintyre is to act as a guideline as to the state of excitement of the penis which can legitimately be shown on television. Don't beliieve me? Then get out your maps and see for yourself. I wonder if the island's M.P is known as The Semi- Erect Member for The Western Isles.

[alec]

The penis would be in a sorry state if it wasn't connected to the rest of the body. Mull of Kintyre is a peninsula.

[Reepo]

"penisula" surely.