Name your biggest TV tossers

[Lex Luger]

Oh, okay then.

Dave Berry
Absolute wanker in every way. "YEAH I AM A RIGHT DIAMOND GEEZER ME. I'M ALSO DATING HEIDI FROM THE SUGABABES!!! SO ANYWAYS ME OLD MUCKER...DID I MENTIONED I AM DATING HEIDI FROM THE SUGABABES!! KEEP IT FRESH, IT'S TRL! PS: I'M DATING HEIDI FROM THE SUGABABES".

Pete Burns
Sick freak. His one hit wonder song also sucks.

Jim Davidson
What can I say? Mr "THOSE DAMN COONS! OH IT'S OKAY COS MY FRIEND IS BLACK! WHAT ABOUT THOSE SPASTICS???" Davidson.

Graham Norton
OOOOOOOH I LIKE BUMS AND WILLIES. OOOOOOOOOOH IF I WAS A DINOSAUR, I'D BE MEGASOREARSE LOLOLOL! LETS LOOK AT SOMETHING HILARIOUS ON THE INTERNET?? PMSL, IT'S A MAN SHOVING A CANDLE UP HIS DICKHOLE LMAO.

Vernon Kaye
He's one of two reasons why I hate Bolton.

Peter Kay
He's another. Fucking money grabbing piece of shit. BUY MY NEW EXCERISE DVD! BUY MY NEW EXCERISE DVD, BUT WITH MY EQUALLY UNFUNNY PARTNER, PATTY MCGUINESS! *Something from the 80's*??? WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, EH???

Will Mellor
Because he's in Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps aka the worst comedy show ever. Same can be said for Ralf Little.

Tim Westwood
KISS THE RING BRO! I MAY BE A 40 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN WHO WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL, BUT I'M STILL THE BIG DAWG! D-M-X! BIG THINGS HAPPENING IN THIS JOINT! REAL RECONGISING REAL! BELIEVE.

Thet twat who presented Fash Football Challenge
I just hate his twatish voice.

Alan Carr
He's like Graham Norton, but worse. He's really holding back Justin Lee Collins on the Friday Night Project. They should have had Iain Lee instead of this unfunny cock.

Mark Wooten
None of your shows are funny. Fuck off.

Boy George
I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. I AM GAY. YES WE FUCKING KNOW!

[steve56]

jonathan woss,davinia mc coll,ant and dec.olayphtangphtangbiscuitbarrell wrote:

> My nominations are:
>
> 1/ Eamon Holmes
>
> 2/ Vernon Kay
>
> 3/ Noel Edmonds
>
> 4/ Dick and Dom

[Arnold Layne]

Johnathon Woss, the cunt seemed more interested in goats shagging and roxy boring music when he inteviewed "The Gilmour" radio 2 on Saturday, oh and ant & dec, always struck me as a pair of piss takers,

[steve56]

ant and dec ARE PISS TAKERS WOSS IS TOO.Arnold Layne wrote:

> Johnathon Woss, the cunt seemed more interested in goats
> shagging and roxy boring music when he inteviewed "The Gilmour"
> radio 2 on Saturday, oh and ant & dec, always struck me as a
> pair of piss takers,
>
>

[IdolDroog]

ok cheers lads for explaining your answers. appreciate it, makes the thread more purposeful than just lists. I q. like a lot of these people though to be honest lol

[crofter]

Any of the cunts that present E4 apart from that Welsh bloke, fuck that is twice I have big upped the Welsh this week, hope it aint catching.

June "Airhead" Sarpong

Is this the most annoying cow on telly??

Miquita "Spacecadet" Oliver

Where the fuck do they get these cunts from, Del Trotter??

Anthony "Jimmy" Crank

The requisite Brokeback Mountain type of luvvie.

Simon "Golly" Amstell

Immature Sick Boy, who you need only look at for a few seconds to want to strangle the smug cunt.

I know this will meet with Universal disapproval but I actually like Noel Edmonds and some if not all of the newer "presenters" could take a look at how it should be done .... seemingly in an effortless manner.

[jaybo]

I maybe a little out of step to this thread as i don't watch much tele' , but unlike El Presidente the first thing i learn when i buy something is where the OFF button is , so if i see something or someone who isn't my taste , i press the said button !wink! . JJ .

[IdolDroog]

I like Noel too, i dont really know why he gets a hard time from people. I do like simon amstell though, think he is very funny and yeh i like steve "the welsh one" jones, but im curious as to why u do ?....vernons at t4 person too dont forget

[crofter]

Steve "the Welsh guy" Jones was in "100 Things Too Do Before You Die" before he presented T4 and showed that he did not take himself too seriously and was up for a laugh, hence I can suffer him.
Vernon Kaye is just a clown like figure but never makes himself out to be anything else, so I give him the benefit of the doubt ... in moderation - harldy a glowing reference for the cunt is it??

[Pervert]

Amstell is funny, Edmonds is fine, but June Sarpong makes me want to do a dirty wee wee.