Football porn?

[golostruda]

Whilst checking out Blackstar, I couldn't help noticing that almost half of all the non-porn videos/DVDs out this week are football-related, presumably to cash in on the World Cup inspired 'football fever' that will grip much of the world for the next few weeks. I was wondering if any of Britain's porn producer/directors have had the presence of mind to film a football themed porno film for imminent release - you know the kind of thing; groupies shagging footballers in a dressing room set, al fresco sex on a footie pitch, girls in England shirts with St George's Cross face paint getting boned (maybe even English, Nigeria, Swedish and Argentine girls facing off in a sex-tournament type thing). I'd be surprised if anyone had produced such an item, but I feel this could be a missed opportunity, given that people will be buying practically anything with a football theme over the next few weeks.

[spunky]

Sexy football, like the idea - tackle from behind, dribbling in the box, Seaman colliding with Butt, good ball control, going down, doing the double and handling two cups, etc.

These scores just in...

Aston Villa Lesbos 0 Blackburn on Blondes 3
Butt-Man Utd 1 Randy West Ham 4

Up the Arse!

p.s. I am mad.

[david]

And my team, Leicester going down on Derby and Ipswich.

[trivial pursuit fan]

With expert commentary from Martin Tyler(lol)

cheers
b.OOZ

[Caractacus]

One thing's for sure, due to morality, law and people's sensibilities, you'd want to avoid local derbies.

Can't remember if it was the last World Cup, or even as far back as Euro 96, but I'm pretty sure someone managed to compile a sex-themed 11. All I can remember is Seaman, Kuntz, Yankov and Letchkov.

[magoo]

Will the highlights be shown on Snatch Of The Day?

[rjg]

magoo wrote:
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> Will the highlights be shown on Snatch Of The Day?

And will there be a spot the ball competition.....


For those interested in that sort of thing of course.....



Sorry...
RJG.

[jj]

SERIOUSLY, tho', there was a Euro vid (with Dolly Golden Mk II, etc) a couple of World cups back.
Funny, and the sex was OK too.

[J.J.Cringemaker]

There was a Rocco film shown on Canal + a few years ago that featured a football game. Most of the players were injured during the game and had to receive first aid (nudge, nudge) from a bevy of female fans.
Can't remember the title of it but a French rock group was also featured. No Brit content as far as I know.

[crofter]

seem to remember seventeen producing a Euro 2000 video, which featured girls from all the finalists, no idea who represented England though, you would have thought somebody would have jumped on the feelgood factor of the world cup tho, wouldnt you.