Name your biggest TV tossers

[stripeysydney]

Harry Gratian, off Look North, when the T.V. work dried up daaarn saaarf, managed to blag himself a spot back Uuuup North in Leeds. Whilst still mantaining a house down in Hampshire, where his wife and two daughters live and refuse to relocate back to Yorkshire. All the time trying to pass his self off as a professional "Northerner"... a complete c**t..
Oh! and another one, Parkinson, Parky... Pilock, more like.
Last but by no means last, I give you...Cilla, what a lorra lorra laugh, I think not. Just before Christmas, I was on holiday in Spain, staying with some friends, and one of their relatives was staying as well, who told us that he lived in the same village as "Cilla", and the fact that the whole village absolutely detested the rancid old cow, and the amount of shit and the bad feeling she's caused; and this came from an old Conservative type gentleman who was hardly a shit-stirrer.
P.S. I'm from the North, but I really hate those three.

[slamdaddy]

Ant and Dec
I don't think I need to state a reason, just watch them and pick any one.

Simon Cowell
Destroying the music industry, and just generally acts like a pretentious asshole.

Jade (Big Brother)
Famous for being mind-numbingly stupid. Possibly the best indicator as to how low we've sunk.

Bruce Forsythe
He just has to be the centre of attention.

Parkinson
Worst interviewer ever. He sould learn to shut up and actually let people answer the question before interupting.

Davina McCall
Just crap.

June Sarpong
I'm glad I'm not the only person who finds her irritating. I honestly can't understand how anyone could have thought she'd be good to have on television.

All the presenters who have jobs just because they're gay.

[Dorrin]

Because they are a pair of patronising dickheads who only laugh at their own weak humour and look pained whenever anyone else is funny. McGrath waffles on about his degree at every chance and uses his expensive education as a game show panelist. Merton does the opposite, at every chance tells us about his 1 GCSE to let everyone know that even without an education he is brilliant. Both a waste of space.

[bfu]

The irritating voice over guy on Channel 4, with the NE voice.

Garry Rhodes with the 'posh' voice he puts on.

Robson Green

[Leaky]

Heres one, that nobhead called Graig on the mint, use to do Brainteaser on five, he is one wanker.

[todge]

Anyone who works for tv news and thinks they're bigger than the story they're reporting on.
Main culprits,war correspondants..........
Katie Adie
Martin Bell
and,of course,John "I liberated Kuwait" Simpson.

[Porn crackers]

Bruce Forsyth Such a attention seeking pratt.

Hurry up so I'll have enough time to do my silly little dance/joke......

And payed soooo much for what??????

PC

BTW I like "Superman" Simpson but that as they say is another story.

[Pervert]

I refer you to Peter Cook's "Brucie" on Derek And Clive Ad Nauseum.

[Sam Slater]

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