Disasterous decisions you have made
Re: Disasterous decisions you have made
If that's meant as a compliment to me, I accept.
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fudgeflaps
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Re: Disasterous decisions you have made
Nah, oil of Olay, you are referring to N-ARSE-cissim. Totally different, as your psychiatry and Personality Disorder journals will testify- perhaps the odd volume of 'Boo!!!!', the popular schizo quarterly mag, will have a few references also.
News of the World punnery at it's finest.
Why don't we have a porno mag featuring ladies with some sort of personality disorder?? Oh, wait- that's what we get already. Kidding. !wink!
News of the World punnery at it's finest.
Why don't we have a porno mag featuring ladies with some sort of personality disorder?? Oh, wait- that's what we get already. Kidding. !wink!
Re: Disasterous decisions you have made
The very first serious relationship I had with a girl was with one who was absolutely beautiful - would have been snapped up for porn, glamour, anything. I was 18 and callow even for that age.
One day she revealed that she didn't find the idea of anal sex disgusting. "That's a bit perverty, isn't it?" I said. Serve me right that she would never countenance the idea when I (quite soon) changed my mind.
Beat that.
One day she revealed that she didn't find the idea of anal sex disgusting. "That's a bit perverty, isn't it?" I said. Serve me right that she would never countenance the idea when I (quite soon) changed my mind.
Beat that.
Re: Disasterous decisions you have made
All mine have been disasters of the heart.
Not swapping girlfriends with a mate when I was 16. The other three were up for the idea and I found out later that the girl I could have had was well into oral sex.... I got dumped by mine a few weeks later and she moved away.
Second one involved the same girl, who returned to our area two years later with a knockout body and wanted me really badly. But I rejected her advances for another girl and regret it to this day. She turned into a right stunner and the girl I went with was bisexual and I got dumped for another woman.
Another woman was married and we had two years of good times and great sex before it all fell apart.
A fourth was the best sex I ever had/will have, but we were completely unable to handle each other unless we were fucking. In bed it was explosive stuff but we just couldn't live with each other, so that ended.
Still, mustn't grumble...
Not swapping girlfriends with a mate when I was 16. The other three were up for the idea and I found out later that the girl I could have had was well into oral sex.... I got dumped by mine a few weeks later and she moved away.
Second one involved the same girl, who returned to our area two years later with a knockout body and wanted me really badly. But I rejected her advances for another girl and regret it to this day. She turned into a right stunner and the girl I went with was bisexual and I got dumped for another woman.
Another woman was married and we had two years of good times and great sex before it all fell apart.
A fourth was the best sex I ever had/will have, but we were completely unable to handle each other unless we were fucking. In bed it was explosive stuff but we just couldn't live with each other, so that ended.
Still, mustn't grumble...
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fudgeflaps
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Re: Disasterous decisions you have made
Weeeeeellllllllll............... not JUST that.
For ?200 you expect a plush hotel, champagne reception.........
.........so to be getting rogered on the centre circle of Pittodrie as half-time entertainmnet didn't go down too well with me.
Although, you went down brilliantly. Just like your team almost did a few seasons back. !wink!
For ?200 you expect a plush hotel, champagne reception.........
.........so to be getting rogered on the centre circle of Pittodrie as half-time entertainmnet didn't go down too well with me.
Although, you went down brilliantly. Just like your team almost did a few seasons back. !wink!