Australians, you are not allowed to read this!

[strictlybroadband]

Fudgeflaps, I think you missed the irony in my post. It was satire - not perhaps up to the standard of Chris Morris and Bill Hicks, but an attempt nonetheless. With friends like you, who needs enemies?

[fudgeflaps]

D'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!

Looks like I shot myself in the arse then- from the front.

!wink!

[strictlybroadband]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> D'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
>
> Looks like I shot myself in the arse then- from the front.
>
> !wink!

Don't knock it - that takes some skill. !bow!

[fudgeflaps]

I'm a master of the precision ricochet!

Ask my dead cat..................