Whos the A-list celebrity?

[Ace]

Which 'house hold name and commited husband' is at the centre of the masseuse story?
I read that his identity is kept secret but is known on the internet.
Some masseuse is suing St Andrews for wrongful dismissal and blew the whistle on this celebrity asking for a wank whilst getting a massage whilst staying there last year.
My wife thinks its Michael Douglas or Harrison Ford. Anyone shed any light?

[Arginald Valleywater]

I'll go for a certain large eared ex footballer now appearing on BBC1.

[Jacques]

Nope - it is a Hollywood actor who spent loads and loads of dollars on a world with water and has worked for the Royal Mail whilst dancing with lupine animals in a dreamy field whislt apparently not being untouchable.....

[Ace]

Oh, more like a C-list has-been then?

My wife was very disappointed it was 'him'

[Jayr]

Ah yes but wasn't he a bodyguard during his time with the Royal Mail? I also understand that he likes the odd trophey made of tin and is a bit of a Prince of thieves amoungst the men of hollywood.... but that's just my 2p worth !laugh!

[Pervert]

Sorry, but I think that's just a conspiracy.

Don't think of him as being anywhere near A-List. I'd have bet my mortgage on Dinosaur Douglas, especially as he has previous with tadger trouble.

[colonel]

It is apparently not the Postman referred to in other posts- but a man who walked the streets of a certain American city back in the 70s...

Now, the jugeared one- read the Internet gossip sites and he is supposed to be certainly not anywhere near the nice guy he makes out- just ask his brother....

[Ace]

Where are these supposed Gossip sites? Can you post a link so my wife can visit them instead of buying shoes on ebay?

[Jacques]

It is deffinately 'him'

[Jacques]

!whistle!