BGAFD Event: Meet the Porn Stars

[buttsie]

You can have my share of Pernod as well JJ(LOL)

I don't drink much really when out
something like a dozen pints followed by a dozen spirits
thats your standard 30 drinks compared to the health recommendations of 4 per day

cheers
B...OOZE

[buttsie]

Consider the options

pay 15 pounds and get to talk and party with coherent people in the industry,
well for at least 15 minutes maybe 30.

or turn up at 9.01pm and talk to a group of people pissed as newts saying they are part of the industry.


cheers
B...OOZE

[magoo (tea total)]

Your welcome to it mate. But can you bring me back a signed beermat. Thats assuming you will be there of course. Which I doubt. Cant wait to see a photo of Marcus and you arguing over philosophy and stuff! I hear that most of the girls are huge JJ fans. Thats how Wendy managed to get them all by saying JJ will be there. I bet they thought it would be JJ Michaels (big cocked porn fella) not JJ (normal bloke-like us all).

Am I sounding bitter because I cant go?

[jj]

Yep. Eat yer heart out.
If they're there for me, they're gonna be a bit let-down.
Never mind, Marino's coming (ooer.....)....

[jj]

......or Marcus from 18.00 to 18.02.
Or me from 18.05 (am always late) to 18.05 1/2.

[butttsie]

You mean MA doesn't drink during the daytime(LOL)

Just a thought has anybody sent an invite to Patrick Riley-
for the written review for the non-attendies(LOL)

cheers
B...OOZE

[magoo]

Hey Buttsie, thats a great idea about Patrick Riley. I suspect he has never been in a room with humans having fun. He sits alone at his sperm stained keyboard slagging off our great britporn heros. He even suggested Ben and Marino and Pascal had a homo thing going on! Pascal might be a fruit but never Ben and Marino. Its blasphemy to suggest such a thing.

Perhaps he could come to review the event. Sitting in the corner drinking orange juice and calling our lovely girls those horrid names that he uses. And trying to spot homo antics. If Marcus put a freindly arm around Phils neck then Patrick would be instantly shouting that this was a dirty british gay orgy! I hope all americans are not as twatish as Pat. He is a real fuckwit with no taste in women. And the guys obsession with homo-eroticism between male actors speaks volumes about his own latent sexuality and his ambiguity towards women who are not Pammy/Jenna dolls.

If your reading Riley then e-mail me cos theres a few words I would like to call you which might be deleted from a public forum.

That Was Magoos Rant For The Week (Sponsored by Whitbread Plc)

[James Earl]

Wendy,

Is Georgette Neale scheduled to be at this event? If not has she been invited?

[Dane]

(can't keep up with the new postings on this. I put mine on to an old thread...derrr !!)

Wendy, thanks for organising this first event. There's the presumption of success and repeat.

Now maybe not all these literary writers here know each other by sight, and I certainly don't. Could we perhaps have the facility of sticky labels at the door to put names on....then we can readily identify our comrades-in-words!! Yeah, I know it's not a conference, but would help in a noise filled room. Sound doesn't affect sight.

I know someone will respond with a comment about stick-ons and where to put them.... Where your lapel would be, if you had one.

See you guys about 6.15 then.........you don't want to queue do you, or be first at a party.

Dane

[jj]

I'm gonna rely on the tried-and-trusted method: slope up to the bar, buy most of it, find the prettiest girl there (the most difficult bit, I hope.....), and say, very loudly,
"hello, I'm JJ, let me buy you a drink".