Prescott Admits To Affair!!

[Gaslight]

Deputy Prime Minister has admitted to a two year affair with his secretary.

What I want to know is, will he now be known as John "Two Shags" Prescott!! !grin!

[Jacques]

No 'Two Slags' and the bint he was shagging was Fay Bentos

[Von Boy]

When i heard the news i suddenly felt very ....

!sick!

Main Entry: sick

Part of Speech: adjective 1

Definition: not healthy

Synonyms: ailing, bedridden, broken down, confined, debilitated, declining, defective, delicate, diseased, disordered, down, feeble, feverish, frail, funny, green, hospitalized, ill, impaired, imperfect, incurable, indisposed, infected, infirm, invalid, laid up, lousy, mean, nauseated, peaked, poorly, qualmish, queasy, rickety, rocky, rotten, run down, suffering, tottering, under medication, unhealthy, unwell, weak, wobbly

!sick!!sick!!sick!!sick!!sick!!sick!

[Jacques]

Just imagine it writhing and sweating away on top of you...........

[Steve R]

So much for lunch.

[Fred]

Well he did say he wanted to be played by Marlon Brando. What he didn't specify was at what age !grin!

[TheProf]

Perhaps underneath,Jacques..while attending to cabinet papers.The labour of love...

[fudgeflaps]

With what?

A kebab?

[Jacques]

Nah Faye Bentos!

[mrmcfister]

Prestcott is an odious twerp..the Mirror apparently phoned him yesterday and he had to tell 'Marlene' and Blair.I would have loved to be the one letting him know the good news.Of course I dont know 'Marlene' and she will rightly feel devastated but as for Prestcott.... bollocks..I remember well him going on about Tory sleaze.And the thought of him running the country if anything happens to Blair ?..........well it beggars belief.