If only she would do porn

[Letch]

Why cant Charlotte be a Porn Star

She has all the curves in all the right places

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Lucky Gavin!!!!

[Porn crackers]

Makes me want to go to Church.......

Sadly I don't think any amount of money would tempt her, even if we were to have a whip around.......

PC

[Steve R]

I reckon she'd be good at it too.

[fudgeflaps]

Yeah, I suppose................

..........but that would substantiate the Dibbler's claim that modern porn is full of chav birds.

Can you imagine? Ooooh! Wee Charlotte in Burberry stockings and a Kappa bra just nestling beneath the ample titties doing her good self with a Bacardi Breezer bottle on the bonnet of a ridiculous modified boy-racer arsehole-mobile? oooooooooooooooooooooh! suits you! OOOooooooH!

The above was an overheated exaggeration of what my hellish vision of chav-porn would be like, innit? It would be porn's nuclear holocaust.

Off the record, I love Charlotte........ she has lovely wit, charm and a sense of groundedness- and has my total repect as a very erudite presenter of Have I Got News For You? on the beeb. If I saw her do porn, I'd cry like a big girl who has been picked last for netball practice. !tears!

[Arginald Valleywater]

We have discussed her merits in the pub on many occasions. Even money she swallows and loves it up the garry!!

[DanG]

Those pics look Photoshopped to me.....

[Doyle]

Yeah and I bet she goe's at like a train! !wink!

[Robches]

I wouldn't mind seeing the pix on Gavin's phone!

[Steve R]

It is just you.