The Grumpy Old Men Social Club

[jimslip]

I was think of starting a monthly social meeting for moaning old bastards like me, to meet other like minded whingers for drinks and snacks. Grumpy Girls would be welcome as well.

Anybody think this is a good idea?

[Joe A]

hrumph.. Who cares... LOL

Good idea

[Gaslight]

Once a month!....for f**ks sake, some of us are busy!!

Actually that sounds good Jim !cool!

[Gaslight]

Ivor....behave! I'm sure Jim knows what he's doing. I've met plenty of people who say he is a real grumpy twat!!wink!

[Mysteryman]

Cr*p idea. With the cost of travel and the price of beer, do you think we've money to burn?

Don't suppose anyone would have anything cheerful to say anyway and if they did it would only make the rest of us more grumpy because we have nothing to be cheerful about.

[Mysteryman]

Having slept on it, decided being grumpy together might just be better than being grumpy alone.

Which strip pub in Shoreditch are we meeting in, when, and do the girls still accept 20 pence as the going rate in the jugs?

[jimslip]

I didn't mention a possible agenda, what about the following:

The state of porn
traffic wardens
asylum seekers
council tax
traffic jams
yellow bellied judges
blair
cameron
politicians
cost of houses
political correctness
George bush
Young people of today
Social workers
Hoodies
Chavs

This should cover the first 10 minutes of any meeting. Any additional moans would be welcome!

[Mysteryman]

You could add:

The need to have a degree to achieve anything - kudos to Sir Alan Sugar for picking two finalists without said devalued paperwork

Call centres
Banks
Speed Cameras
Endowment Mortgage rip offs