Random pish thread. A first!

[Jock Strap]

I wish my willy wasn't so small......

[Jacques]

I had to check the date wasn't April 1st - unreal.......

[fudgeflaps]

My lips are like a wizards sleeve, the amount of kebabs i've ejected today.*

Do you know that Jonny Wilkinson, upon going to a restaurant in Lithuania, asked for "rugby" from the menu? He was very disappointed to be served cricket on toast.*

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!sleep! it's been a long day. I'm entitled to my random pish.

!bow! apols in advance to mods for abuse of forum.

!baby! let's turn in.........i wanna sleep like one of these! Goodnight and God bless.