Anyone used a Co. called CPP?

[benspal]

In the Sport today, p46, there is a co. advertising porno vids/dvds.Nothing unusual in that, but, it IS the Sport & we all know the kind of people they are. Has anyone ever ordered from them? Was it successful? My reasons for these questions are that amongst the many offerings that look interesting to say the least, they appear to offer one featuring British porn stars & babes, said to include Ben, Omar, Charmaine Sinclair & Teresa May etc etc & also features the usual array of DP's,/O/A/Group etc, but I thought our Teresa hadn't done hardcore except for the alleged "Teresa Takes 9 inches" which seems never to see the light of day in the real world outside of Sullivan's Sportworld.
I would appreciate your comments. I realise that it's probably a scam, but it's a big budget scam if it is-a full page advert.

[joe king]

does it have R18 on cover? Sounds softcore.

[benspal]

There are no covers shown, just 48 little photo's with a description of each film. They do NOT mention R18, although they are claiming all are Hard Core.

[jj]

Don't even THINK about it.
It's a scam.

[Dibble]

Don't be a sucker benspal. From what you describe it screams out, scam! You'd think people would be wise to the style of these scam ads after all thses years. No wonder DS has got such a huge wad!

Charmaine has only ever done about two proper hardcore scenes in her whole porn career - as me n' Remmington were discussing over lunch just the other day in fact.

Teresa confided to me that the 'Teresa Takes Ten' movie was just softcore simulated nonsense and she only did it cause she was offered a grand for the job.

Big buget? Me n' my colleages used to have a full page in the sport every Sunday. It was no big deal for us back then.

But if you own the paper you've got to fill it up with some rubbish. After all, you've only got about one pages worth of actual 'news' to go at. So, why not invent some plausible company names (CPP?) and put a few moody ads in?

If it's not one of DS's own ads it's pobably that other fucker from from Grimsby (N.G.) the DS 'Lite' of the porno trade.

Dibble.

[richy]

There is usually a huge clue in the postal address. Is it shown, and is it anywhere near E11, or other favourite DS front addresses?

[richy]

I shall show my inexcuseable ignorance here, and ask: Who is N.G. from Grimsby, Dibble?

[Dibble]

Didn't want to say his name on the off chance that it would attracted some kind of leagal bollocks for branding the man a scoundrel and a charlatan. I asumed some of you would know who I was reffering to.

Dibble.

[benspal]

is 17a Bargate, Canterbury, Kent. Doesn't sound like one of DS's scams, but that doesn't mean it ain't a scam anyway. The movie seems to be a compilation, allegedly showing 38 scenes from a wide assortment of Brit porn stars, so could conceivably show a scene from Charmaine, but if Teresa hasn't done a hardcore EVER then that in itself says leave well alone, it's a scam, or the person selling has no f**king clue what he's selling!
Thanks for the advice guys.

[jj]

This is about the ONLY area where Davey Boy (a hard worker, for all his multitudinous faults) lets himself down........addresses.
Steer clear of Bexley as well.