Old age

[Pervert]

She was just playing hard to get---and she's not the first woman to play the lesbian card to try to put me off !laugh!

[mart]

I thought she did it to present you with a challenge.

Mart

[Lizard]

Hi Carac, ya old cludgie blocker......Iv,e been busy washing Eltons skiddies for the last year, he borrowed my flat for a week to 'romance' Carol, and when she played 'those' tapes of me and her....well! he shit himself! a lot!
what a fuckin mess he made, I dont know what she ever saw in him, apart from his fake rolex and instant tan, and kwik -save loyalty card, anyway I didn,t know you were seeing chanta! have you shown her your collection of crofter,s picture,s you smooth wee person?

[Pervert]

You ought to be careful with Carol---you have some real competition these days from Mr Smoooooooooooooooooooooooth Lynam.

I was seeing Chanta, until she took out that restraining order.

[Bronson Lee]

Restraining order .... ummm sounds kinky was she wearing jack boots at the time?
The handy thing about kwiki loyalty cards is they are well good for breaking into Lizards Locker, he keeps his porn mag in there
"the best of Fat and Unshaved 83" ok its a bit sticky these days,
but Doris from cleethorpes makes up for that.