I'm pissed and I've got a gun.......

[jj]

Well, I have.

[Matt]

You sad man.

[jj]

I've plunged depths of misery that you cannot even conceive.....
.....on;y Wendy can cure me.
Or perhaps Reb, or Cathy, or.....well, you get the idea......and the fucking thing's jammed anyway........and I've got the wrong cartridges: don't EVER believe those press reports about the ease of Committing Sideways.
Apropos of nothing, I once saw a young guy who had botched it, and the result would have put you off your breakfast, lunch AND supper......unless you wre Zas, of course (yes, Z, it IS 'have a go at berks' nite.......

[buttsie]

Made of Dough know doubt!!!!(LOL)

or is one of those that squirts Vodka & Lucozade!!

cheers
B...OOZE

[jj]

Well, hello amd welcome to all our S Hem. fans.
About time too, I thought I was on my own.........
Perverts: 2; Ordinary Buggers: 0......
YES!!!!!! (yes, I AM totally arsed........)....

[buttsie]

When you get youre pop gun going remember shoot the TV its a great stress reliever especially if one of those shit Australian Soaps is playing(LOL)

cheers
B...OOZE

[oh, dear]

why not set up a web cam so we can see you 'topping yerself?

oh, make sure you post the cam link before you end it all, thanks and good shootin'

[jj]

This was, as you all too obviously misunderstood, an humorous jape......
If you seriously entertain fantasies about death, irrespective of your apparent dislike of me and your evident cowardice (addy?), there are numerous sites that deal with your particular poerversion.
Please waste no more of your and our time.........

[buttsie]

JJ & his Smoking Gun(LOL)

I'm sure a few would pay too see that on a Web Cam.
Maybe a duet performance with Wendy,

cheers
B...OOZE

[magoo]

Jokes about suicide aside I must admit to being a tad perplexed about your sudden drinking binges. Thats my job. Or is it that your getting yourself trained up to drink Marcus under the table at the bgafd event?

Whatever you do do not phone your local radio phone-in show and make similar jokes about guns. I know a bloke who did that and had his front dooor booted in by armed police 20 mins later.