I thought there is a saying "God will provide".
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Speaking of weird!
Speaking of weird!
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Re: Speaking of weird!
or even;jesus saves?
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Sam Slater
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Re: Speaking of weird!
Totally ridiculous. So who's going to pay for the messiah's education? THE FUCKING TAXPAYERS, THATS WHO! I'm not even going to go into 'security costs' either!
And another thing........ If the next messiah's going to be born in Scotland, will he support the England team, or cheer on the opposition? Will he go round beating kids up in parks with england shirts on?
I can see the jokes now:
A Jock is sat in the pub drowning his sorrow's and shouts "Jesus! will Scotland ever fookin qualify for a World Cup?" The man on the next table replies, "I'm not a fookin miracle worker you know!"
And another thing........ If the next messiah's going to be born in Scotland, will he support the England team, or cheer on the opposition? Will he go round beating kids up in parks with england shirts on?
I can see the jokes now:
A Jock is sat in the pub drowning his sorrow's and shouts "Jesus! will Scotland ever fookin qualify for a World Cup?" The man on the next table replies, "I'm not a fookin miracle worker you know!"
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