I'm pissed and I've got a gun.......

[buttsie]

Don't be so modest JJ without you on this forum I'd say a good many posts of who's this would go unanswered or if they were it would not be as quick-credit where credit is due.

You might not have the big Tossil that the likes of Chanta Rose(will have to give her the benefit of the doubt at the BGAFD party) want to feel but you far and away make up for it with your knowledge and sense of humour in relation to everything.

cheers
B...OOZE

[jj]

I think she eventually said that she likes them thick.
And you don't get much thicker than me.........

[Flett]

jj, we weren't really worried about the gun thing. We all know you go off half-cocked most of the time!! LOL!!

[jj]

Har, bloody har...........I keep telling you all, I haven't been well.
Sods.

[jj]

BTW, and apropos of nothing, there was a 'mot jeste' in my original post, there being an allusion to the US usage of 'pissed' to mean angry.
But I don't suppose anyone spotted that..........every artist (even a piss-artist) needs an audience, you know.

[magoo]

You know if we all take turns getting drunk there could be 24 hour drunken buffoonery on the forum. Particularly know that we have an Aussie to provide drunkeness during the UK daytime.

So just as us Brits are starting to pass-out and crawl off to bed Buttsie and his mates will just be starting to get drunk.

I can hardly make jokes about JJs post after that time when I posted the "Big Poo" post which consisted of the word "nice" and nothing else. I even confused myself with that one.

I now imagine JJ to be a combination of Dirty Harry and Travis Bickle. "Go on skunk-pussy make my day!"

[marcusallen]

Hey Magoo, What's with taking turns, why not a concerted effort.
I learned at an early age never to touch a drop until the sun was over the yard-arm: Nobody stipulated which hemisphere. As I am a lover of Hong Kong, I lean towards that timezone so starting 4-5ish seems reasonable to me. Fuck GMT

[jj]

I pulled that very same argument yesterday, to justify a large one at 0900.
And look where it got me..........not that I give a shit.
Teachers, Bells or Stolly? (shop didn't sell the malted, alas: but it was very cheap)

[Karol]

JJ...do us all a favour and stay off the booze, huh? I always swear by RVP - Ritalin, Valium and Prozac (breakfast of champions) - works for me, though I'm considering dropping the Ritalin for a while...I think I'd prefer a little hysteria with my hallucinations.

[magoo]

I am sure Karols Cocktail works but I find the best thing is vodka and continental lager mixed with not sleeping for a few days and not eating if possible. That helped me make me the man I am. Vitamins are for gaylords. I do sometimes drink a nice bottle of red just for the vitamins and that. err.. I`ll get me coat.

Dr Magoo - He knows a healthy lifestyle (not)