I've been wondering.........
I've been wondering.........
if those countries who played in the World Cup also have an international Rugby Union team and they played a game of two halves, the first half rugby the second half football, would there indeed be a second half??? considering the force of some of the tackling in rugby.!laugh!
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Re: I've been wondering.........
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Re: I've been wondering.........
Actually, nosey makes an excellent point.
I'll put it another way:
The World Cup has proven that the game of rugby, as seen on television, does not exist - it is a fake, just like the moon landings.
You see, if the World Cup has shown us anything, it is the frailty of the human body.
For about a month we have seen daily evidence that a footballer, if subjected to even the slightest contact with another player, will invariably fall to the ground in agony and will often require a stretcher to carry his battered body from the field of play.
This incontrovertible evidence must, once and for all, put paid to this 'rugby' deception, perpetrated almost every weekend by the BBC. We have seen proof that a human being could not withstand a game of this 'rugby', therefore it is all a fake, using trained actors.
The BBC have covered this up for many years, probably by making threats against the families of those involved. I, for one, have always suspected that the late Eddie Waring was about to blow the whistle on this and was murdered by those with a vested interest in maintaining the deception. There are a few other brave souls at the BBC who are committed to bringing the hoax to the attention of the public. Why, the man who first introduced that ridiculously-shaped ball risked his life to try to alert us to the impossible nature of the game.
Many of you will have seen men in public houses at the weekend, boasting extravagantly about their prowess on the field that day, and about how many pints they downed in games of 'fizz-buzz'. Well, I can reveal to you for the first time that they are, in fact, agents from a top-secret government department, trained to spread disinformation about this subject to the public. We rugbologists refer to them as 'The Men In Rugby Shirts', or MIRS.
I had better not say any more at this time, as my own life might be in danger.
I'll put it another way:
The World Cup has proven that the game of rugby, as seen on television, does not exist - it is a fake, just like the moon landings.
You see, if the World Cup has shown us anything, it is the frailty of the human body.
For about a month we have seen daily evidence that a footballer, if subjected to even the slightest contact with another player, will invariably fall to the ground in agony and will often require a stretcher to carry his battered body from the field of play.
This incontrovertible evidence must, once and for all, put paid to this 'rugby' deception, perpetrated almost every weekend by the BBC. We have seen proof that a human being could not withstand a game of this 'rugby', therefore it is all a fake, using trained actors.
The BBC have covered this up for many years, probably by making threats against the families of those involved. I, for one, have always suspected that the late Eddie Waring was about to blow the whistle on this and was murdered by those with a vested interest in maintaining the deception. There are a few other brave souls at the BBC who are committed to bringing the hoax to the attention of the public. Why, the man who first introduced that ridiculously-shaped ball risked his life to try to alert us to the impossible nature of the game.
Many of you will have seen men in public houses at the weekend, boasting extravagantly about their prowess on the field that day, and about how many pints they downed in games of 'fizz-buzz'. Well, I can reveal to you for the first time that they are, in fact, agents from a top-secret government department, trained to spread disinformation about this subject to the public. We rugbologists refer to them as 'The Men In Rugby Shirts', or MIRS.
I had better not say any more at this time, as my own life might be in danger.