Great New TV Game Show!

[Steve R]

I'm thinking of trying to sell this to the BBC. I reckon I could be on to a winner this time!:

Ok, so we get a load of these z-list celebrities - you know the sort of shite I mean - tv presenters, weather girls, ex-footballers, no-longer-popular pop-stars etc. We tell them that they've been invited to this hotel to take part in a 'celebrity' game of football, or something, for charity. Now, as you must be aware, that phrase 'for charity' will ensure that these 'celebrities' come rushing to the place like flies round shite.

We then tell them that the football isn't till the next day, issue them each a room and tell them they can eat and drink what they like tonight.

As is the way with these vermin, many of them, whether married or not, will eventually pair-off and go to a room together.

Now, in each room, we have hidden a black dwarf, equipped with a hand-held video camera. The cameras are linked to a studio, where we have assembled a live audience to play the game.

Contestants simply have to guess whether the guy fucks the girl in the minge or up the arse, and the name of the game is:

PINK OR STINK ?

[qwerty]

I think you would have more luck trying to sell this to channel 5.

[Pervert]

Are you Roger Mellie?

[steve56]

introduced by ant and dec?Steve R wrote:

> I'm thinking of trying to sell this to the BBC. I reckon I
> could be on to a winner this time!:
>
> Ok, so we get a load of these z-list celebrities - you know the
> sort of shite I mean - tv presenters, weather girls,
> ex-footballers, no-longer-popular pop-stars etc. We tell them
> that they've been invited to this hotel to take part in a
> 'celebrity' game of football, or something, for charity. Now,
> as you must be aware, that phrase 'for charity' will ensure
> that these 'celebrities' come rushing to the place like flies
> round shite.
>
> We then tell them that the football isn't till the next day,
> issue them each a room and tell them they can eat and drink
> what they like tonight.
>
> As is the way with these vermin, many of them, whether married
> or not, will eventually pair-off and go to a room together.
>
> Now, in each room, we have hidden a black dwarf, equipped with
> a hand-held video camera. The cameras are linked to a studio,
> where we have assembled a live audience to play the game.
>
> Contestants simply have to guess whether the guy fucks the girl
> in the minge or up the arse, and the name of the game is:
>
> PINK OR STINK ?
>
>

[Snake Diamond]

!laugh!!laugh!!laugh!!laugh!!laugh!!laugh!

[Snake Diamond]

Introduced by Ant & Dec?

With them pair of Slapnuts hosting it, you'd have EVERY FUCKING MINGER in the UK wanting to get on that show!



Can't you just tell I cannot stand them pair of Genetically Engineered walking Cunt-Flaps. !swear!

[planeterotica]

Will Kirsty Gallagher be involved i would do the pink and the brown with her, i know im fucking sad!sad!

[Snake Diamond]

What about Noel Gallagher "Browning" Ant & Dec in the aftershow party ?

[planeterotica]

Snake Diamond wrote:

> What about Noel Gallagher "Browning" Ant & Dec in the aftershow
> party ?
>
>
Isnt he still after browning/downing Robbie Williams!happy!

[Snake Diamond]

what about Monica Lewinsky, with an 18Inch Strap-On "doing" Clinton's Browner?



!laugh!