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[Officer Dibble]

STOP PRESS: HEATHROW CLOSED! EVIL ISLAMIST PLOT FOILED! HUNDREDS OF UK CIVILIANS SAVED FROM A WATERY GRAVE!

UK Nationals Arrested In Home Counties Raids! Will This Turn Out To Be Yet Another Case Of Treachery And Ungratefulness?


Officer Dibble

[colonel]

Dibble gets dyslexic in his need to post as fast as possible...

[Jacques]

Spokesman for BAA, S.L. Jackson, said "there's some motherfucking snakes on a plane"

[Officer Dibble]

Oops. That'll teach me to post having just gotten out of the sack. But hey, I did put all the right letters in there.


Officer Dibble

[strictlybroadband]

Officer Dibble wrote:

> STOP PRESS: HEATHROW CLOSED! EVIL ISLAMIST PLOT FOILED!
> HUNDREDS OF UK CIVILIANS SAVED FROM A WATERY GRAVE!

Ha ha ha... sucker.

You already forgotten the "ricin plot" (with no ricin)? The chemical weapons factory in forest gate that didn't exist? Lotfi Raissi the pilot who was held for 5 months for no reason? The hundreds of "terrorists" that have been quietly set free from Guantanamo? The time tanks were deployed at heathrow just to frighten gullible people?

I'm not saying there's no plot - just saying that 9 time out of 10 it turns out to be bullshit.

[colonel]

LOL...just out of the sack....I hopw she was good! !wink!

[andy at handiwork]

strictlybroadband wrote
'I'm not saying there's no plot - just saying that 9 time out of 10 it turns out to be bullshit.'

With you on that one.

[Officer Dibble]

Wheyhey!


Officer Dibble

[randyandy]

andy at handiwork wrote:

> strictlybroadband wrote
> 'I'm not saying there's no plot - just saying that 9 time out
> of 10 it turns out to be bullshit.'
>
> With you on that one.


I would be but if those known to the authorities had been arrested, checked a little bit more etc 7/7 wouldn't have happened. (by those who did it)

I knew some would post about the mistakes and I don't really blame them it's just a shame that because of these errors the police etc are fucked if they do something and fucked if they don't.

1 thing I am almost sure about is the families of all those murdered and injured on 7/7 would have given anything for the police to have been as resourceful when their relatives were attacked.

If I am honest I wish they had to.

[Bronson Lee]

When asked if the snakes had been removed yet,
Spokesman for BAA, S.L. Jackson, said "NO"
he then reminded everyone in a loud voice
"I STILL WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE"