....and I've got a very sharp pencil

[jj I'm slightly annoyed....]

...votes out of ten, please.
Every (piss)-artist needs an audience.

[magoo(in hysterics)]

10 out of 10 you old jizzer.

[jj]

What?
Only 10?
Tight-fisted $?%%?$*****"!?&***&^%%&*&***, etc.