Attn JJ

[magoo]

Turn your phone on. I wish to verbally abuse you. Tried your landline but you were busy trawling the net for filth.

[jj]

How did you know?
Curses.......foiled again (with Bacofoil, naturally: I always use the Best).

[magoo]

Well in that case why should I bother? You dont use Bacofoil you liar. You use Kwik Save own brand!

JJ - He knows a Bargain

[jj]

Look, STOP STALKING ME !!!!
You scary man.......let's both shut up, and let someone else have a go......but, (please God), not Zas.

[Pervert]

You won`t need to worry about Zas, last I saw of him was lurking the alt.fan.televisionx newsgroup (I think) slagging this site off !!

[Waldo]

No surprise there, then: trouble is, we've picked uo a couple of weirdos here, recently.
One of them is called 'Magoo', dunno the other gadgie.

[Matt]

I also tried you, but you were engaged.

[Waldo]

'Scuse I, but me and 'The Perv' (blessed be his name, unto the seventh generation.......), were wondering....exactly WHICH continent are you in at present?
As you have noticeably failed to have been eaten by malignant fauna............

[magoo (being stalked)]

You leave me alone you sinister gadgie. Stop stalking me and my pet monkey. Your a mentalist. Wheres me valium? Time for bed. Ah, baboons! They haunt my dreams I tell ya.

[jj]

Your're being 'stalked'?
Lucky sod.
AND I'm a 'mentalist'?
Use a f***ing dictionary.
Don't EVER take me on in a battle of wits: you haven't got the ammo........or or a dictionary, apparently..........
JJ: 1, M; 0.
.......I'm just a complete bitch, really........