Just saw the most incredible pair........

[Lizard]

I think the point the officers making Keith, is that she,s just one of a zillion wannabee meatheads with no brains, a living breathing airhead who would offer up her weekly giro to appear on Trisha or Jerry Springer, tits or no tits. A sad indictment of todays younger people, "look at me I have tits" and I,m quirky because evryone say,s I am, and Iv,e got tits...bla bla bla..

He just didn,t phrase it correctly, like yer uncle Liz.

She does have enormous baps though, and a pretty face, I reckon If I tied a pork chop to it, the dog would lick her!

[planeterotica]

Nothing weong with a Chav bird, i expect you were all Mods or Rockers but probably Punks!laugh!

[colonel]

After all this time- you still can't beat the Zeppelin !wink!

[planeterotica]

colonel wrote:

> After all this time- you still can't beat the Zeppelin !wink!

I knew you was an old punk Colonel!laugh!

[BlueRaa]

Officer Dibble said:

A typically vacuous, none to bright, Big Brother contestant/viewer.



Is this not totally ironic? Coming from the most illeducated moron on the board? Hey ho.

[colonel]

planeterotica wrote:

> colonel wrote:
>
> > After all this time- you still can't beat the Zeppelin !wink!
>
> I knew you was an old punk Colonel!laugh!
>


Zeppelin weren't punk..they were EVERYTHING!

[Officer Dibble]

"Is this not totally ironic? Coming from the most illeducated moron on the board?"

"illeducated moron"? Well, here come some words of wisdom - those in glass houses should refrain from throwing stones - 'Ill educated' is two words, not one.

Hey, look; I'm the first to admit that I'm not an Oxbridge man (University of Life, actually) but that comment seems overly critical and vitriolic. Are you sure you?re not simply equating ?ill educated? with my antipathy towards communism, socialism and pretentious middleclass folk?

But wasn?t it always the way ? the middleclass commandeering the moral high ground, sniffily talking about respect and equality, but in reality looking down on poor old proles like Officer Dibble. Viewing them as one might a none too bright child, dismissing their views as foolish, immature, and ?ill educated?. And if that child then becomes a problem child, questioning collectivism, demanding the gaudy babbles of the good life, isn?t it amazing how quickly snotty middleclass lefties loose their avowed respect to become patronising and condescending - if indeed not outright hostile. This is what I call ?ironic? - that those who profess a caring sharing agenda often turn out to have the meanest, most unpleasant and contemptuous dispositions.

Beggin? yer pardon, Govnor, for speakin? out of turn an? all. If a learned gentleman like your good self could see his way clear to not sacking me I swear I?ll never be so presuptious in future. I?m beggin? you, Sir, have mercy on a humble illiterate prole ? I?ve got six bairns to feed. (Says he - doffing cap and vigorously tugging forelock).


Officer Dibble

[Officer Dibble]

"I think the point the officers making Keith, is that she,s just one of a zillion wannabee meatheads with no brains, a living breathing airhead who would offer up her weekly giro to appear on Trisha or Jerry Springer, tits or no tits. A sad indictment of todays younger people, "look at me I have tits" and I,m quirky because evryone say,s I am, and Iv,e got tits...bla bla bla..

He just didn,t phrase it correctly, like yer uncle Liz."

Yes, Liz. Those are the very words I was clumsily grappling for. Thank you.

Tea's up.


Officer Dibble