ID - Please, Please, Pleeeease!

[Officer Dibble]

Who was the cute girl that I saw on ?Chavcast? a couple of months ago? If it?s any help, she had tits ?n? hair 'n' stuff. Please help me ? I?m going out of my mind. Does anyone know when her website will be ready? What?s her phone number? Is it true that she?s a corgi?s kennel maid down at the Palace? What about the rumour that she will be appearing in Coronation St next year? Is it true? Please tell me. Please, please, pleaseeeeeeeeeeees!


Officer Dibble

[Snake Diamond]

!laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh!

[Jacques]

rolfmayo !bow!

[DanG]

Genius...when Dibble's right, he's right, and by God he has hit the nail squarely on the head with this one!

[Lizard]

Now then Officer, youv,e been at the cooking sherry again haven,t you? your getting far too giddy, all this talk of chav birds has turned your head!

[stripeysydney]

The ghost of Macdaddie returns!

[Officer Dibble]

I.D, I. Deee, I.Deeeeeeeeeee!...

Have you found out about the girl from ?Chavcast? yet? Who is she? When is it her birthday? Is it true she?s ?Chattel?s? sister? What about the rumour that she's taking over the Newsnight gig from Jerry Paxman? Is it true? When does she start? Is her website ready? Why won?t you tell me? It?s not fair - I?m going out of my mind! I.D, I.Deeeee, I.Deeeeeeeeeeeee!... Please, Pleeeeeease, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!



Officer Dibble