Ladies and Gentlemen, the Satanic World Army is seeking the right sort of people to help us in our two main aims:
1] Our main spiritual aim is to glorify Our Lord Satan.
2] Our main political aim is to keep everything just the way it is.
Should you feel unable to actually join us, you can give us wonderful indirect support by:
a] Joining any of the world's major religions.
b] Supporting any major political party.