Funny but true!
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go back and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Re:Funny But True
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The Cream Bun
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Re:Funny But True
The one (not on the list) that I must admit to is dialling 9 first to get an outside line, even when I'm at home....
Who am I? A paying customer, nothing more
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Snake Diamond
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Re:Funny But True
wheeley wrote:
> Funny but true!
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
> three.
16 phone numbers, family of 5.
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
> family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Mostly, yeah.
> 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to
> see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
> 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
> of the screen.
Mostly, yes they do.
> 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
> have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
> cause for panic and you turn around to go back and get it.
3 Cell Phones, but not cause for panic, just make sure I have at least 1 of them on me at all times. LOL !laugh!
> 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting
> your coffee.
Exactly.
> 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
> 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
Most definatly...
> 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to
> forward this message.
Yep !grin!
> 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
> #9 on this list.
> AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
> Funny but true!
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
> three.
16 phone numbers, family of 5.
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
> family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
Mostly, yeah.
> 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to
> see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
> 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
> of the screen.
Mostly, yes they do.
> 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
> have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
> cause for panic and you turn around to go back and get it.
3 Cell Phones, but not cause for panic, just make sure I have at least 1 of them on me at all times. LOL !laugh!
> 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting
> your coffee.
Exactly.
> 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
> 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
Most definatly...
> 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to
> forward this message.
Yep !grin!
> 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
> #9 on this list.
> AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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