No Mr Bond....I Expect you

Alex L · Post by **Alex L** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:19 pm

Any views on the new Mr Bond

Sam Slater · Post by **Sam Slater** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:27 pm

A man walks into a bar, and glances over at the gorgeous blonde at the bar.

He says, "Hi, my names Bond" in his best accent.

She replies abruptly, "Let me guess, your first name is James, right?" whilst rolling her eyes.

He replies, "No, my first name's 'Uni', and I'm here to fill your crack."

Alex L · Post by **Alex L** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:53 pm

But is that not the one that shrinks and falls out!

one eyed jack · Post by **one eyed jack** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:34 pm

I'm looking forward to Daniel Craig as James Bond....Yeah sure Daniel Craig doesnt sound like a cool name like Pearce Brosnan....Or was it James Bond as Pearce Brosnan? I get confused.

Either way I'm looking forward to DCs take on the old superspy. I wouldnt have minded Samuel Jackson as James Bond (Hey why not!? Hes in goddamn everything else?) Dont give me that crap he's black either....Colour has nothing to do with it. Equal opportunities and all that....Ojk he'snot british, so get Lenny Henry then.

DanG · Post by **DanG** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:02 am

I think you will find that Samuel L. Jackson will pop up in a Bond movie pretty soon, as the producers are apparently very keen on having him play Bond's nemesis, a job I think he'd do exceedingly well.

one eyed jack · Post by **one eyed jack** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:43 am

See? What did I say? He gets everywhere...He'll be hosting Channel 4 news next I bet. Not a grumble. He's just good at everything he's in...Whats next? Sam Jackson and Pavarotti? Sam Jackson on Songs Of Praise? Sam Jackson in Yul Bryners part in 'The King and I'?

Why not? He played a cool jedi knight in Star Wars...who wouldve thought that.

one eyed jack · Post by **one eyed jack** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:44 am

Sorry this is the James Bond thread...Sam Jacksons name even got on that!!!!

one eyed jack · Post by **one eyed jack** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:45 am

I remember going to the cinema and seeing 3 different films with his name on it...See what I mean?

Alex L · Post by **Alex L** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:36 am

Don't mind Sam Jackson as the villain as long as the cat stays white.

But has anyone looked at the trailer yet?

one eyed jack · Post by **one eyed jack** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:45 am

Its a Bond trailer. They never look shabby. Loads of explosions, gunfire, attractive chicks in nice dresses and underwear, sneering villain, more gunfire, another explosion, a bit of high energy action, fighting, more explosions and the immortal line...'The names Bond'...Figure out the rest.

Its gonna be th esame old same old but we're due a Bond fix so I'll be there in the queue waiting...Geit it? Q? Getit?

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