LDM on David Blaine

[Rusty Trawler]

Apparently our Linsey is on the David Blaine special tonight (Sky One - 8pm). I've not seen it myself, just going on what I've been told.

[Tom]

Don't tell me stays on his pole for 36 hours! Sorry - cheap shot. I'll get my coat..............

[Robbie D]

Bloody hell, she was! Blaine performed some lame trick at a restaurant.What would have been more entertaining would have to seen his cock appear between her knockers.Now that WOULD'VE been must see t.v.!

[Artful Alex]

Well, bearing in mind the similarity between David Blaine and that Eastenders bloke Linsey used to go out with I'd say Mr Blaine is definitely her type. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the lucky sod does indeed get to try out the old disappearing sausage routine with her, albeit off camera.

Those magicians all seem to end up with top babes don't they? Just look at the evidence: Paul Daniels has the lovely Debbie McGee, David Copperfield has Claudia Shiffer and Ali Bongo has Naomi Campbell.

Oh alright then, I admit I made one of those up. But I think my point is still valid.

[magoo]

And Geoffrey "piff paff pooff" Durham is married to Victoria Wood. Erm...so not all magicians have fit birds. Sorry Vic. But she does have a good sense of humour. She had to to marry Geoff! Boom, boom!

[benspal]

got married at the weekend & it wasn't to David Copperfield!