Matt,
Have just been informed you are attending a sex-freedom type event concerning amongst other things - stripping. How come I was not invited??
I was taught by the best: The Laird Phil of McCavity (None other).
If this does not qualify me I cannot imagine what does. I'm deeply wounded and am considering serious legal moves. The coffers of this alleged expertise/event better be full.
Course, I could always blow the peter if I have to revert to type.
Pre June 1
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marcusallen
Re: Pre June 1
A peter is a safe (also a prison cell)
Blowing (opening) involves "jelly" (gelignite) or "soup" (nitro-glycerine)
Here endeth the lesson and Vaughny, don't try it. 'Course if you happen to come across a suitable one...........
Blowing (opening) involves "jelly" (gelignite) or "soup" (nitro-glycerine)
Here endeth the lesson and Vaughny, don't try it. 'Course if you happen to come across a suitable one...........
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vaughny
Re: Pre June 1
ahh, rhyming slang...now i'm with ya, me old son.
you had me thinkin' you were a bit Clarke Kent.
you had me thinkin' you were a bit Clarke Kent.
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marcusallen
Re: Pre June 1
Bollox, I'm just an old time safe-blower. Clark kent-Superman is a figment of imagination.S'great stuf, would never miss a movie of such.
In real life, try going over a rooftop or tunnelling with a 100lb bottle of oxygen/acetylene or carrying stuff like nitro.
This has all nothing to do with porn, except for the fact that porn is gentle and natural. Under the right circumstance, i.e. consenting adults, be they buyers or sellers, everone gets pleasure - We hope/assume
In real life, try going over a rooftop or tunnelling with a 100lb bottle of oxygen/acetylene or carrying stuff like nitro.
This has all nothing to do with porn, except for the fact that porn is gentle and natural. Under the right circumstance, i.e. consenting adults, be they buyers or sellers, everone gets pleasure - We hope/assume