Sky 'Adult;' Total Bollocks

[mrmcfister]

At the end of the day looked in on this...what a load of total total bollocks..the girls on the phones about as sexy as floating turds..gyrating tits does not a hard on make..Looks like they're on about ?10 an hour ..just who the fuck is paying their hard earned for this shit.?.go to Videobox and you get 4 HC films a day all downloadable..for fucks sake Britain..WAKE UP!!!Girls..go and get a proper job!!

[Officer Dibble]

"the girls on the phones about as sexy as floating turds"

Ha! Well, that's 21 century birds for ya'


"gyrating tits does not a hard on make"

Agreed, particularly when they're plastic.


"Looks like they're on about ?10 an hour"

They're overpaid.


"Girls..go and get a proper job!!"

Proper job didn?t work out - that's why they're on 'Chavstation'.


McFister old son, it sounds like you?re pining for the good old days. If you?re feeling a bit disillusioned why not mosey on over to -



We've got some good old-fashioned glamorous girls ? the sorts who were conversant with the ancient feminine art of being seductive. The sort of girls who routinely wore proper lingerie, who understood what makeup was for, and, more often than not, had properly ample tits and asses.


Officer Dibble

[stripeysydney]

So I take it you weren't impressed then...

[algarve addick]

try www.newsfilter.org or www.channelchooser.com.
Both free and both top quality porn on show.

[Rommo]

I do know for a fact they get at least ?300 per night

[stripeysydney]

Not for their debating or rhetorical skills, I'll wager,not that I've ever seen it....buuuuut I would imagine the conversation would go something like:
It's Tiffany/Britney/Vicky/etc, and who's on the line? who am I talking to?
Oh, I'm talking to Ratboy who's just "acquired" a mobile phone.
B. Knobhead students who think it's cool and retro man..
C. I'm really fucking bored.
D. I've got no friends.
E. There's fuck-all else on telly and I've seen all my video's 20 times,