Drink Coke

[Jacques]

In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don?t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it?s hands on into fat.

40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain.

>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

The caffeine?s diuretic properties come into play. It is now assured that you?ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

As the rave inside of you dies down you?ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You?ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you?re a smoker.) Have another Coke, it?ll make you feel better. And so the cycle continues....

[eroticartist]

Jacques,

Brilliant! But before they took the coca out of coca cola it had all these properties in an organic state from plant. Indigenous people have always chewed it and derived energy from the coca plant.

What with teeth dissolving in acid and the effects that you have well described, it should be a case of put the coca back into coca cola. It was a healthy energy giving drink until Big Brother spotted it!
Mike.

[Sam Slater]

Well said Jacques!

All of this happening inside an adults body, and yet our 4-16 year olds get pumped full of it from parents. Isn't it any wonder our kids are disruptive in class and have short attention spans these days? Add on the 'E' numbers & salt from tonnes of crisps and they're more thirsty, and as high as a kite!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jacques]

I actually had this in an email so I won't claim credit - but you should see what aspartame does to you.....just 92 unhealthy side effects.

I'm not sure which is worse Coke or Diet Coke.

[BeestonBoy]

Does this apply too all fizzy drinks? Never drink Coke but I do live a nice drop os Sprite now and again,but my fave is Lucozade. All ways kinda knew it was no good for me really but is it as bad as that?

[tommy dickfingers]

this may be true but it still tastes nice,if i put a list of everything that goes into a sausage on here you would still eat one because of the taste.

[johnsix]

Youv'e never drunk farmhouse scrumpy then?!drink!

[planeterotica]

Lets have a nice cup of tea !love!

[Arginald Valleywater]

I like the taste.