Fiona Cooper question

[MMR]

This is probably a daft question but is Fiona Cooper justa made up name or does she really exist ?

I know from reading this site that the bloke who ran the company recently got banged up. I noticed a video featuring a '40ish blonde'in one of FC's recent cataloguies with some cryptic comments in the description.

[Isaac Hunt]

Fiona and Jennifer are currently on holiday together in Barbados.

[magoo]

At the same resort that Santa Claus and The Tooth Fairy are staying at.

Who is Jeniffer Clifford? And does she (or did she) exist? Serious question Isaac cos I have never heard of the woman.
Cue gales of laughter and much ridicule upon me for being out of touch.

[Isaac Hunt]

There was a "Jennifer Clifford" running a hardcore porn biz in the mid-nineties. She pretended she was a 19 year old student doing films with her sister and her friends. Turned out she was a 54 year old bloke. He collapsed and died of a heart attack in 1995 while he was watching Baywatch. Tragedy.

[buttsie]

54 year old bloke sounds like David Hasselhoff-I wish!!

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B...OZ

[mex]

He/she/whoever even goes as far as to say that the model "fiona" (who is actually Kelly from Omars playful street bum) is her in the latest catalogue! what a load of bollocks- and the birds in the latest issue are all as crap as usual to!

[The Insider]

Yes, I noticed that the new (last couple of years actually) birds were crap too. Wasn't sure if it was just me, or if anyone else had noticed too.

The Insider.

[buttsie]

Another post harking back to the good old days...please!!
The facts are the girls are just as good looking but what has really changed is you're older and have a different perspective.
The way you look at a girl in your teens is totally different to how you view her in your twenties.

If what you are saying was true then why are they still in business.

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B...OZ

[mex]

Sorry buttsie mate, but you're wrong. Whether I was 16 or 116 the girls FC have used over the last few years would still be (on the whole) not really fit enough!. There always used to be at least 2 girls per catalogue where I went "wow" and sometimes more than 2. I can honestly say I havent been impressed enough in the last 3/4 years to buy any tapes from FC , except for 3 (jennifer Newbould, andrea spinks and tracey Evison) whereas a few years ago I used to be impressed enough to always buy at least one from every catalogue. The simple fact is that in order to keep up the "10 girls per month" thing, FC have had to scrape the barrel girls-wise.
They'd be better off cutting the numbers to 4/5 but using more attractive girls and putting a lot more variety into the "scripts". If there was any serious competition in the field, FC would've been jibbed along time ago- they've enjoyed a monopoly and it shows in the laxadaisacal product of recent years.

I remember the days of Vikki Holloway, Laura Singer, Louise Levall, Laura Johnson and so on - all proper stunners who knew how to perform- its not like that now, is it mate?

[buttsie]

OK I will concede the girls aren't as glamorous as they used to.

The main reason is that amateur wives & girlfriends be they on vids or in magazines have become the new attaraction.Reality is what the public wants.

So once where you had to be the best looking or the fittest bird now you don't because the market has changed.

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