TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006
12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
09. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
08. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better.
07. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
06. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
05. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here.
04. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
now.
03. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
02. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.
01. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With
a Few.
Top 12 Country Songs for 2006
Re: Top 12 Country Songs for 2006
I saw a comedian a few months ago who did a routine about funny country song titles.
He said he had thought of one called:
"I called my Willie Nelson cos it only has one eye"
He also said he was writing a childrens book.
About a young child who has a relative who hides in her bedroom, and who is always telling lies.
It is called "The lying bitch in the wardrobe"
He said he had thought of one called:
"I called my Willie Nelson cos it only has one eye"
He also said he was writing a childrens book.
About a young child who has a relative who hides in her bedroom, and who is always telling lies.
It is called "The lying bitch in the wardrobe"