Tosser Vernon Kaye

[shock the monkey]

I'd love to fuck his wife then go on Family Fortunes and tell him all about it.

[spider]

Is he bipolar ?

He seems very creative.

[colonel]

Jonathan Ross has in his BBC contract the right to appear in the British Comedy Awards...no other non-BBC appearances at all.

But he's still not worth ?18 million!

[Arginald Valleywater]

Girls at work absolutely worship Vernon. Personally he is a talentless armpit shagger with a bimbo of a wife. However he is safe, safe and more safe, ideal for mainstream TV these days.

[Snowy]

ALL I know is he needs to take a trip to the soddin' barbers!!! His hairstyle looked crap in the '70s and it's even worse now!!!
Mind you, his other half is well tasty!!!

[Steve R]

Snowy wrote:

> ALL I know is he needs to take a trip to the soddin' barbers!!!
> His hairstyle looked crap in the '70s and it's even worse
> now!!!
> Mind you, his other half is well tasty!!!


So, you don't think much of his top half, but you find his bottom half "well tasty"?

Interesting.

[stripeysydney]

I have to agree with you, he's becoming really irritating.

[Johnnyboy 22]

Id fuck his wife thats for sure.