Important - Urgent Product Recall

[NeilUK]

URGENT PRODUCT RECALL

Trading Standard Officers have ordered the urgent recall of a defective
product found to be faulty and dangerous.
Over the Christmas and New Year period, tests proved the components
in the product called "Chelsea FC" would fall apart when placed under the
smallest amount of pressure. Comsumers first experienced problems
last year, when it was noted the product failed to work properly in Europe.
Complaints were made about it malfunctioning and then emitting a
continous whining noise ? usually in Portugeuse. At the time the complaints
were ignored. But when the product started falling apart in Britain over
Christmas, the Trading Standards Authority took action.
A spokesman warned: "We particularly want to stress to parents that,
with Chelsea FC, there is a genuine risk of choking that may end in tears
come May.
Despite assurances from the company behind the product that action
was taken to correct the faulty parts, including abandoning the use of
the highly upredictable and sub-standard component "roberthuth"
malfunctions have continued. Consumers have been urged to check the small
print
carefully for the words "this product may contain traces of Shevchenko".
If that is the case buyers of the product are urged to put it back in
its box and return immediately. "Shevchenko" has been known to cause a
severe allergic reaction in many consumers, causing them to shout
involuntarily "You useless Ukrainian t**t and "For f*** sake bring back
Carlton
Cole.

[Guilbert]

And it cost a lot of money as well.

Seems you can spend a lot of money on something and it still goes wrong.

[crofter]

Priceless - does this mean that Chelsea FC and Mr. Romanov will be back rummaging in the bargain bin this Janauary. I really didn't think that so many "neutrals" could suddenly become Man. United fans overnight. Don't forget that I did say at the start of the season that Jose would be off to Spain within a year to REALLY test his managerial skills although I did say Barcelona I don't think Real Madrid will be too much of a come down for the great one.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Most amusing!!! The Dutch version is out in June I believe.................

[Ace]

Thats a fair shout.
As many here know, I am a Blues die-hard, but events at the club off the pitch are testing my resolve.
I hope Jose stays, but my head says he will piss off to either Milan or Spain to test himself.
As for Shevchenko and Ballack? here for their pensions and the golf courses. Mercanary bastards the pair of them!!

[neoXaur]

What shop are they selling them in?

[LADY_A]

pmsl!!!
being a 'gooner' i had to copy and paste this into an email which im sure my mates will love as they are obviously one of arsenals rivals
pure class made me smile