The BGAFD Forum Awards...

[Sam Slater]

Just bored, so thought I'd do my own 'forum awards'. All awards have been carefully, and fairly selected. No one has passed money over to me for favours, and I hold no bias to forumites, though if you do want an award, then cash 'through the post' is preferable.

Starting with myself....



Best waffler: Sam Slater!

Most obsessive swearer: Arnald Layne!

Most crazed individual: Mike Freeman!

Most helpful individual: Jacques!

Most ant-british individual: Keith Rasputin!

Most knowledgeable tech-head: Jacques!

Best wind-up merchant: Officer Dibble!

Most obsessive 'cute girl' poster: Genie!

Most posts with one sentence: Steve56!

Biggest critic without expressing their own views: Mart!

Most sarcastic subject titles: Warren Zevon Rip (where's he gone?)

Most obsessive 'smilie' user: Planeterotica!

Luckiest guy award: One Eyed Jack!

Most argumentative poster: Kelly Steele

Best foreign poster: C.J Jaxxon (where's he gone too?)



Can't think of any more so add to the list anyone I've missed out!

[Lex Luger]

I'm sorry, but you missed out...

Most awesome person on the forum: Lex Luger.

[Sam Slater]

Sorry Lex.

The 'awesome' award is pretty expensive though. How about the 'Best user of irony' award? Yep, I like that one, it fits you like a glove!

[Lex Luger]

Either way, everyone's a winner.

[Arnold Layne]

At least I fucking win some cunt eh? !wink!

[stripeysydney]

Last year, stalker of the year definitely was "Macdaddy", thank god he's disappeared.

[Jacques]

Not disappeared entirely - he's been back a few times.

[IdolDroog]

Most terminally overlooked ?

[middle_aged_dutchman]

He was very funny, but I doubt if Sammy Jayne was of the same opinion.

[Sam Slater]

I couldn't think of a category IdolDroog. Give me some clues!