Most bizarre porn scene

[spunkie]

I suppose like most other forumites here ive scene more than my fair share of naughty movies. And, in the true tradition on of a porn conoseur, amongst the classic adult productions, ive seen an awful lot lot of crap!

The porn genre is a law unto itself, and id like to ask what is the weirdest, most bizzare scene you've "er hem" ever come across? I'm not talking about most degrading sex act, as we all know theres plenty of filth out there, but rather strangest mainstream porn moments.

For eg I saw a Ron Jeremy scene with two girls dressed as sunflowers. They give him a blow jow apeice then he announces its "watering time" and comes in their faces!! I've seen a set where two couples have sex using dead fish and one of the guys ejaculates on the fish!! And some of the Japanese stuff is just fascinating!!

Just interested in seeing what else others have seen,...

[Deano!]

Floating around on the net somewhere is a clip of two guys doing a woman - one is under the girl fucking her arse, while the other contender is above poking her cunt. So far, nothing special. When the guy on top decides to blow, he pulls out and manages to squirt all over the arse-fucker's face missing the female totally. I laughed. Mr 'Cum Face' didn't seem so amused.

[Jonone]

Spunkmeister, define 'fascinating'.

[crofter]

Yeah Deano that is a staged shot and not an actual porn scene, the guy who does take the cumshot is Germany's Steve Holmes, true it is a real cumshot he takes for the love of his art, but it is all staged and not accidental as it appears ... quite funny none the less.

[Deano!]

Talk about dedication!

Thanks for the info,
Cheers.
!cool!

[mrmcfister]

I saw that scene..very nasty...some bizarre stuff includes girls making themselves sick...and how does a girl take it in the mouth when the cock has just been in some girls arse...and that shit thing..oh and animals..and kids...in fact I dont know why a bloke would want to put his cock in a girls arse..thats bizarre if you ask me..and pain etc..theres some fucking weirdos out there and a lot of people have got some big secrets...eg blokes going out on trips to public toilets...sex with the delightful smell of stale piss..choice... and then going back to their wives and kids...

[jasonhallceltic]

saw a scene where an a woman squeezed an octopus out of her muff, a scene where a guy is getting is arse licked by a girl and then he farts to the absoloute disgust of the girl rather funny, also a girl pulling a bloody tampon out of another girl and then sucking on it!?!, and a rather funny clip of a woman sitting on a couch talking about how porn is degrading 2 women how horrible it is 2 be a porn actress, how women get no respect in the industry when all of a sudden a guy runs in shoves his cock right down her throat and procedes 2 violentley throat fuck her!!

[Ned]

A film rather than a scene, but I don't remember the title. Traci Lords was in it, and so was a talking rat. Well weird.

[andy at handiwork]

Quick, nurse, the screens.

[Deano!]

I think that was called " Traci Lords and the Well Wierd Talking Rat ". Traci was only 23 when she made that and so its been banned.