Things you've heard about TV females...

[muswell]

"a BBC news presenter who still miked up in her dressing room asked a production runner to and I quote: "fuck me till I fart".

I always have a smirk when she is reading the news....."

While I know this is a true story I cant remember when the "west country bike" last read the news, has the tale been transferred to a new face?

[Steve R]

"a BBC news presenter who still miked up in her dressing room asked a production runner to and I quote: "fuck me till I fart".

Unless one is using one's real name - and displaying one's genuine email address - what, pray, is the problem with 'naming names' here?

I understand that the delightful anecdote alluded to in the above quote concerned Sue Lawley.

[Arnold Layne]

Ulrika Johnsson is a Hermaphrodite

[Arginald Valleywater]

Engage brain before typing!

Sorry her dad was the chairman of Unilever. She has great legs but is seriously lacking in scones.

Konnie Huq likes eating Sarah Beeny. Nurse my medication!!

[Sam Slater]

[quote]No names will be mentioned naturally unless you want to pay my legal bills?[/quote]

The word 'allegedly' is such a fantastic word in this instance!

So was it that 'allegedly'?

!wink!

[Arnold Layne]

My Brain & I are engaged

I've the ring to prove it

Ulrika is a bunny boiler now, she belongs on that "Loose women" show with all the other fucking minging moaning carpet munchers with muffs that resemble a farmers Wellington boot tops.

[BlueRaa]

The 'Fuck me till I fart' was a certain former female Desert Island Discs presenter whose name may well rhyme with Crewe Poorly.