Christian Sex Shop

[mark cremona]

and God told him to do it.

[planeterotica]

God works in mysterious ways !thumbsup!

[Arnold Layne]

Quote:

"He said it wouldn't be a sordid thing but a Christian sex shop, aimed at married couples. It would stock sex toys and, you know, 'things'. But nothing too offensive."

What like a huge rubber cock?

Quote:

They had never - "never, ever, ever" Stella emphasises - been in a sex shop before. What they saw entranced and repulsed them in equal measure.


Fucking hypocrites!

What next, Christian Ninjas (with Ninja star that only hurt a leeeetle bit)

[andy at handiwork]

With regard to your piece of amusing doggeral, there was a review in yesterday's Guardian of a book called 'American Fascists: The Christian Right and the War on America',

As he points out what happens there gets here soon enough. Bloody frightening. If all you read is the review, fair enough, but I'm off to Borders on monday.

And I would love to know which bits entranced and which bits repulsed these two wierdos.

[strictlybroadband]

This shows how mad the Daily Mail is - they hate sex shops, but some nutter says God told him to do it, and suddenly they get a sweet write-up.

[andy at handiwork]

If thats what it takes........

[Arnold Layne]

Quote: With regard to your piece of amusing doggeral,




Sadly I didn't write that but its sums up my view of bible bashing, book burning mother fuckers exactly !thumbsdown!

You can bet what entranced them was actually having fun & getting off
what repulsed them was again in the words of the great man Rog

"By the cold and religious we were taken in hand
Shown how to feel good and told to feel bad.
Tongue tied and terrified we learned how to pray
Now our feelings run deep and cold as the clay"

[Steve R]

"Firstly shalt thou take the Holy Vibrator, then thou shalt proceed to insert the Blessed Batteries - being threefold in the eyes of The Lord, and the number of their counting being three - and thou shalt gather up unto thyself the Sacred Attachments; those that rotate and yea those that doth quiver. Then, and only then, shalt thou go forth to the place of Sanctity - that is called Minge by the Philistines."

Penetrations 4:1