Is it April 1st?

[Jacques]

According to The Times, John Beyer has applied for the vacant BBC Chairman job!!!!

For those not in the know he took over the mantle from Mary Whitehouse.

[Arnold Layne]

Pigs

(2 different ones)

[blackjaques]

Well, they say you get what you deserve in terms of Government, institutions etc. Thatcher, Major, Blair and now Beyer. FFS.

[Arginald Valleywater]

He would ruin the BBC and put broadcasting back to the Stone Age. Saturday night would be as follows........

6PM. Crochet Club.
7PM. Self Doubt and Timidness Weekly.
8PM. Andy Pandy.
9PM Knitting News.
915PM. Mary Whitehouse Tribute which will last for hours and be repeated every night until Beyer is mysteriously killed in a gardening accident, a la Spinal Tap drummers!

[Trumpton]

As this post is ultimately authorised by the PM, then Beyer would, according to the NuLabour religious zealots and bigots, make an excellent Chairman.

[blackjaques]

What, no "Terry and June" ? You repressive, censorising bastard.