Casey Mullen

[Officer Dibble]

I guess you are all aware of my antipathy towards those who exhibit peado tendencies. Three main reasons -

1) They give all good porn people a bad name. It's a huge stick to beat us with. Our enemies in the media are always misrepresenting us by lumping peado porn and general porn under the catchall banner 'pornography', whenever a Gary Glitter type case comes to light.

2) Secondly, peados represent a clear and present danger to our daughters, nieces, and granddaughters - as we have so tragically seen this week.

3) Their pervy urges override and all aesthetics, morals, and taste. They will procure and watch the skankiest, scrawniest, tattooed chavers so long as they fill the simple criteria of being, or looking, young. This is one of the mechanisms that have lead to the oft-heard complaint on these boards - that contemporary porn is shite.



So, it was with a sense of profound shock and utter horror that I read about the case of little Casey Mullen, the two year-old toddler who is alleged to have been brutally raped and murdered by her 21 year-old uncle. I thought I'd seen it all. But this incident plumbed new depths of depravity. I therefore propose a new campaign against peados and their apologists that will send a message out to all the pervs of this green and pleasant land - leave off our daughters, yer creeps! We?re not going to stand for it any longer!

Now, you've all heard of my celebrated 'Chin A Chav' and 'Beat A Bureaucrat' campaigns, right? We'll, how about a 'Punch A Peado' campaign? Yes, if would be great fun and would go some way to disabusing pervs from lusting after our young girls. So, how do I spot one of these peados? Well, after some months of careful observation it seems that they use a buzzword. If they fancy a young girl they will say she is 'cute'. Now, before you go lashing out, please be advised that this is only an indicator of perviness. A person could be using it in a totally innocent fashion. But repeated use of the word in relation to young girls is suspect indeed.... So, go get 'em peado punchers! And be careful out there!






Officer Dibble

[colonel]

The filth who did this. Meathooks and pianowire. From his bollocks.

[Officer Dibble]

That's the spirit, colonel!


Officer Dibble

[Pervert]

"Cor blimey, mate. Strike a light. Know how I'd deal with them paedos, eh? I'd give 'em a tasty little slap, that'd sort them out."

What a fine, laddish way to deal with the problem. Well done, Dibble.

Anyone who puts their sexual gratification above someone else's life---whether a paedo, rapist, or someone who "forgets" to tell their partner that they are HIV positive---is scum, lowlife, pond life. These monsters who think children are their sexual playthings will not be deterred by a punch.

The Casey Mullen case is heartbreaking. And for you to use it as a clarion call to "punch a paedo" is pathetic.

[NandoRick]

For me the only way to stop these monsters would be to bring back the death penalty.They should have hung that cunt Ian Huntley from the tower of london live on bbc1,Then see how many beasts carry on abusing and killing children.!furious!

[Officer Dibble]

Oh, don't be such a tart, Carac. It's just a clever bit a fun to highlight the issues of paedophilia in the porn industry and wider society in general. If one didn't take this approach to a tragedy such as that which has overtaken little Casey Mullen, I fear one would fall into a state of utter despair and tearful impotency.


Officer Dibble

[Pervert]

"If one didn't take this approach to a tragedy such as that which has overtaken little Casey Mullen, I fear one would fall into a state of utter despair and tearful impotency."

I'm there already.

We're told it's an illness, rather like drug addiction or alcoholism. And what does it say about me that the only choice I'd give these scum is chainsaw or rusty razor blade for the anaesthetic-free castration?

Pathetic though it may seem, I still believe that there'd be less crime against the person if the perpetrators could only imagine the pain and trauma their victims suffer.